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‘Twisters’ is the Blockbuster for a Blustery Summer

(from left) Kate (Daisy Edgar-Jones) and Tyler (Glen Powell) in Twisters, directed by Lee Isaac Chung.	
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(from left) Kate (Daisy Edgar-Jones) and Tyler (Glen Powell) in Twisters, directed by Lee Isaac Chung.

I’ll contribute to the collective answer to the million-dollar question: is Twisters as good as 1996 masterpiece, Twister? The short answer is, it’s not. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t absolutely rad.

2024’s not-quite-follow-up and maybe-not-a-remake either, Twisters is gracing early summer silver screens begging to be the blockbuster that drags audiences into theaters with the promise of jampacking the room with enough bombastic sounds that we can all munch our popcorn freely. Where it faulters in story and character, it succeeds in action chemistry, doing it’s best to compete with 1996’s alchemy. 

Most nothing can mimic the magic of the original cast braving the wrath of the ultimate movie monster (weather), but Glen Powell and company are going to do their best. Twisters differentiates itself by not quite slotting new actors into the same roles. It, instead, chucks them all into a blender (which isn’t quite wordplay, but I’ll leave it to your imagination to give me credit for a twister, blender, vortex gag) and creates new character hybrids where each is a mashup of some bits of characters we’ve seen before. (Is The Fly a better reference? Whatever). Daisy Edgar Jones stars as Kate, a storm chasing natural with a traumatic tornado backstory and an uncanny talent for reading the weather. So a bit of Jo and a bit of Billy. She’s pulled back into the field from her cushy New York desk job by Javi (Anthony Ramos), who needs her to assist his shiny corporate real estate company in tornado research and because he might love her, like a bit of Jonas and a bit of Jo. Interrupting their polished scientific adventure is Tyler (Glen Powell) and his scrappy gang of merry men who wrangle twisters for YouTube, fanning the flames of internet hobbyists looking for a thrill and crowding the road. Taken by the newcomer, Tyler becomes preoccupied with Kate and her instincts, sending the rival factions in and out of storms and taking in the damage their muses do to small town Oklahoma. Loyalties change, crushes form, and spooky clouds break through the sky and flick houses off the map.

With intentionally flimsy connections to the original (save for a reference to the same real-life science inspiration), this feature doesn’t directly connect the films in any way to warrant an easter egg hunt nor to force them to or away from any repeated beats. Dialogue and moments are lifted and referenced, the film treading much of the same territory, but making it bigger, louder, and with even more fire. That’s where it’s most successful, when it sends our leads with their broad arms and fitted shirts into storms, having them shout over explosions with varying levels of ecstasy and fear. That’s what makes Twisters an enviable and rip-roaring summer hit. The rest of it is mostly science bologna.

There’s something about polymers and rainwater, and more about the scant and valuable data all part of the elusive goal of understanding and killing tornadoes. Its these lofty goals that bond the leads and has them clunking heads in barns and trucks as brief relief between action set pieces. Though Maura Tierney’s introduction as Kate’s mother is welcome respite (with her unmatched natural comedic timing), it serves as a catalyst for Kate and Tyler bonding over notebooks which has far less electricity than a chanting Philip Seymour Hoffman. At the risk of continuing to belabour the comparison, the core palpable different between the two films is that where one leaned on various genres successfully, Twisters is more simply an action film, one much more in the vein of road trip action like Civil War than of the goosebump inducing horror of Billy stating, “it’s already here.”

The 2024 film about increasingly alarming weather and new technology democratizing many careers is touched upon but not explored, it not interested in tackling climate change or floods of internet hobbyists who think they understand complex science. Javi and co are minorly perturbed by the rise of the YouTuber but it’s never a barrier for them and serves only to prop up Tyler as a hollow hero. It’s somewhat preferable, this movie succeeding as a popcorn thrill ride not concerned much with conflict beyond “there is a really big tornado coming,” despite how noticeable it is when someone casually notes that tornado frequency seems to be increasing.

Emotional beats are not the strength of this bad boy, it missing something in the score (which is slightly different but reminiscent) and lacking the awe of ruthless mother nature. No one is acting at the top of their game, Powell’s outstretched arms clutching steering wheels doing a lot of the work to create some character energy. Twisters isn’t that movie, it’s the high-heat blockbuster that leaves audiences shouting wrangler slang riding the high of seeing hot people yeehaw over fireworks being shot up the funnel of a superstorm.  

Twisters hits theaters July 19, 2024.

The Belko Experiment

Image result for the belko experimentI can hardly count how many movies I have said were my “best Midnight Madness experience ever” at this point.  But if there is a film that fits the bill of quality, gore, fear and sheer madness that works so well with the live tiff Midnight crown, it’s The Belko Experiment.

I went into this one like “oh, cute, the guy from The Newsroom is in it.” The world building is so strong, that a quick opening montage and you are right on board with this spooky corporate allegory and you know this will be far from “cute.”

Americans are recruited to work at a cushy office in Colombia.  Over the top security is justified by the dangerous area and workers are treated to the cliche office of their dreams.  When the building locks down and  a mysterious voice floods the intercoms demanding employees participate in a bloody game, the foreseeable chaos ensues.

This Battle Royale meets Office Space take isn’t the only one of its kind, but it is no doubt the most successful.  It is the absolute best blend of gore and fear, completely balanced to keep it a legit thriller despite the splashing blood.  It also prompted me to update my zombie contingency plan for the office.  My monitor riser makes an amazing shield.

Great if you liked: Battle Royale, The Hunger Games, Mom and Dad, Shaun of the Dead, Mayhem, The Final Girls

 

Mom and Dad

Image result for mom and dad posterThere is a lot of buzz about Nicholas Cage and his horror chops these days with the release of the Mandy trailer.  Nick showcases some pretty spooky scary screams in that joint, and is being praised for his self aware “Cageiest performance ever.”  But for those of us that saw Mom and Dad, Cage going… full Cage… in horror is nothing so new.

This one part The Crazies and one part Santa Clarita Diet flick is the most fun you’ll have watching suburban parents try to slaughter their own children.

When an unknown cause inflicts a suburban town, parents are suddenly hit with an insatiable need to kill their own children.  Children left to fend for themselves, desperately cling to life by fighting back at their own parents.  Carl and Josh must survive this impossible day by using everything they know about their own family to fend off their murderous mom and dad.

This obscene horror comedy is so much more.  It serves as a blatant allegory for the stresses of being a suburban parent and what it means when your whole life is suddenly about your children.  Brent and Kendall struggle with their changing identity from individual to parent, you know, until becoming totally murderous.

I had so much fun watching this, and Cage and Blair are so flawless as the psycho Mr. and Mrs. Jones types. Blair’s performance is so great in this off beat genre, I feel obligated to campaign for her in more roles.

And, while I am not making early assumptions about Mandy, this movie features some pretty epic full blown Cage that I don’t imagine can be topped.

Great if you liked: Santa Clarita Diet, The Guest, Mum and Dad, The Crazies, Get Out, Cooties, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Jennifer’s Body, Weeds, Little Evil, Idle Hands, The Belko Experiment.

John Dies at the End

Image result for john dies at the end posterSorry, twitterverse, this movie’s title is a spoiler.  You’ll also never believe what happens at the end of The Sixth Sense.

This movie is weird as hell.  Is that enough of a selling point?  I immediately fell in love with this for being so strange and weird and fun and remember it being an hours long universe building mind trip, but it’s 100 minutes long.

After a party, Chase wakes to discover is friend, John, is missing.  After getting some mysterious phone calls from what appears to be a clairvoyant John, Chase sets on a mission to solve the mystery of the new drug, “soy sauce,” and save the planet from what might be an otherworldly, sinister force.   Along the way, he encounters ghost hunters, evil beings, and maybe an alternative universe or two. This movie takes you so many places, you will honestly feel both older and revitalized by the end of it.

Told by Chase to a reporter, the transcendence of a linear timeline in the plot is stacked with non-linear story telling, and it’s used with careful purpose.  Watching the level headed Chase transform throughout the narrative via his own telling is relateable enough to have you wonder if you’d, you know, hunt ghosts or whatever.

In the same way you fell for the “whatever is going on,” weirdness of Dirk Gentley, you’ll fall for this.  You will spend some time trying to reason the transcendence of space and time, and ultimately land on having a great time.

Great if you liked: Dirk Gentley’s Holistic Detective Service, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, A Scanner Darkly, Bubba Ho Tep, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Phantasm.

Funny Games

Image result for funny games movie posterListen, you get it. This is a horror game, so as soon as I post something not horror (below), I need to sandwich it so it looks like my tastes are diverse.
So today, we are taking it back to scary with Funny Games.

Before Michael Pitt shook his creep persona from Murder by Numbers and started stealing hearts and liquor as Jimmy Dormody, and before The Strangers was serving us creepy home invasion realness, there was Funny Games. (In fact, even 10 years before that, there was the original).

If you ask me, horror is mostly fun because it is gratuitous and unbeleivable.  But the home invasion sub-gendre scares me top to bottom for it’s ability to seem absolutely plausible.  Funny Games takes it even further by pulling this sh** in the daylight. *Full body shudder.*

Sadistic Peter and Paul come across the vacation home of a family of three, and take them hostage, forcing them to participate in twisted games.  The simplicity of this take on the invasion, paired with the sadistic games, daylight, and helplessness of a family not expecting such an attack makes this film so scary.  There is a sense of dread associated with not being prepared for the very simple attack of two unarmed intruders.

Intentionally or not, this serves up the psychotic scare reminiscent of A Clockwork Orange, made more familiar in the psychos’ all white outfits and use of objects for beatings.

While not the penultimate home invasion movie, this certainly stirred up my own fear, and features great performances, including that of Naomi Watts and Tim Roth, masters of the creep, in protagonist positions.

Watch this whatever time of day you want, because it is not going to make daylight feel safe for you anyway.

Great if you liked: The Strangers, A Clockwork Orange, Copycat, Last House on the Left, Vacancy, The Collector, Panic Room, You’re Next, Cape Fear, Fatal Attraction

Sadako v Kayako

So people have been all abuzz about the release of Rings, the follow up we didn’t ask for, but all kind of wanted since The Ring totally changed the game for a lot of horror fans.  I remember when The Ring was in theaters, and my entire high school told their viewing stories as if we had all survived a natural disaster.  “J Horror” (Japanese horror) had made a big splash for Western cinema fans, and sparked remakes of plenty Japanese horror giants like The Grudge, Dark Water, and One Missed Call.

Much of J Horror focuses on these black haired crawling demons, like the ones we fell in love with in The Ring.  (A lot of them live in toilets… it’s weird).  I don’t mean to brag, but for the premiere, the city of Toronto was covered with locks of black hair and the demons were creepin’ all over.

For those of you who don’t follow along with the Japanese counterparts, the demon from The Ring (or Ringu, the J original), is known as Sadako, and the demon from The Grudge (or Ju-On) is known as Kayako.  So before you go flooding the seats to see the American follow up, check out this unreal death match of your two favourite J Horror demons, Sadako v Kayako.

After two girls accidentally stumble across the legendary Sadako tape, and another upon the Kayako house, they contact a demon expert to try and rid themselves of said demons.  After some failed attempts, they conclude the best method would be to have the demons face off against each other.  That’s pretty much all you need to know.

It’s actually pretty scary and doesn’t skip any J Horror tropes, but has a full heap of that dry horror humour that J Horror does so well.  It manages to be hilarious without being too campy, and is an absolutely unreal follow up for any casual J Horror fan, even if you’ve only seen the remakes.

The promo was for a new horror streaming service called Shudder.  This isn’t an ad for it, but it’s dope and maybe if they see this, they’ll give a girl a few months free, n’am sayin?

Great if you liked: The Ring, The Grudge, Ringu, Ju-On, Freddie vs. Jason, Sinister, Insidious, Death Note, Shaun of the Dead